From CrimProf Blog

i refuse to bite.

What? No limericks with "Nantucket" in them?

To borrow from Rob's observation in The Prosecutor that one needn't resort to authority if one can quote from movies:

"... Isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? And if our educational system is guilty, isn't this an indictment of our entire American way of life? ... Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"

Animal House. The line was delivered by Eric "Otter"

"Not that we didn't take advantage of the women, we did." wink.

Dean Wormer to "Flounder":

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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I'm not sure which thread would end up with more quotes -- this one on Animal House, or the other one on Caddyshack. However, I do know that those are my two all-time favorite movies. And I'm not sure what that says about me ....

... to a corrupt childhood and a fondness for Animal House. (Although trying to watch it again years later, I found my *memory* of the movie is a whole lot better than the movie itself.)

Anyway, my favorite line ...

Bluto's simple, "Sorry," after the well-deserved smashing of the folk-singer's guitar.

"He can't do that do that to our pledges! Only we can do that to our pledges."

"Double Secret Probation"

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

"NO PRISONERS!"

"Ramming speeeeeeed!"

"Face it, Flounder -- you threw up on Dean Wormer."

"Assume the position."

"Thank you, sir! May I have another!"

Otter (I think) to Flounder: "Face it...you f***ed up...you trusted us."

"this is just the kind of situation that calls for a futile and senseless response on some ones part"
"and we are just the guys to do it!"

Has no grade point average...