Speaking of naked, this from my sister in Denver:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=97092

Your sister is a naked pumpkin runner?

No...she is the writer...but quite a naked pumpkin runner she is

Aren't pumpkins always naked?

Not always...

Wilco pumpkins

Express-News staff -

Times Square's "Naked Cowboy" street performer has sued San Antonio-based Clear Channel Communications Inc., claiming its radio station in Tampa, Fla., infringed on his trademarked image by creating and promoting an imposter.

Details.

[Look here, padnah, there just ain't room in this town for two naked cowboys.]

A 53-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of being naked near a high school on Lake Tahoe's east shore. The naked man was arrested Monday after three Whittell High School students reported spotting him tied to a rock and lying face down behind the school. When the students asked if he needed to be untied, the man answered no.

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A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant's efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.

Details.

Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked.

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If you're 6'7, 250 lbs, you're going to stand out to people. Especially if you're ringing people's doorbells naked.

The Article

A Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland bound for Las Vegas turned back Thursday after a male passenger exposed himself, became unruly, and eventually removed all his clothes.


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"Hey, everybody! Let's all strip naked and frolic around the cabin!"

[Uncomfortable pause]

[Announcer's voice]: Wanna get away?

Sexy actress Alicia Silverstone loves to trim her hedges and mow her lawn in the nude.

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The reporters actually had to identify her as "sexy actress" in the article? Is that like on her business card? Is there a certification exam?

That was to avoid confusing the readers, who might think they were interviewing the OTHER Alicia Silverstone, who is a hag.

I resent that.

I can see how you might feel that way. But, I hear you have the better personality.

I'm guessing she's not using a weed-eater, those large shrub trimming shears, or an industrial strength stand-on lawn mower with the 4 foot alloy blades, but that STILL just sounds really dangerous...