What one woman did to get something (else) to drink:

http://startelegram.typepad.com/crime_time/2010/05/tipsy-topless-driver-takes-a-cold-ride-to-the-grocery-store.html

Just another reason why APLI should play the song "Brandy".

She may be a fine girl, but one has to question what a good wife she would be (dependent on one's definition of "good wife").

So, I suppose, the final verse would go something like:

At night, when the bars close down
Brandy drives through a silent town
Her upper clothes are not around
She's looking for some wine.

...and the sailors are whining for a look.

Full-body scanners for airline passengers, the devices that have stirred controversy over personal privacy, are being deployed at Houston's Hobby Airport this summer, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Friday.



Details.

THIBODAUX, La. � A man who told police that God told him to walk the streets naked to save his soul has been arrested.

http://ap.amarillonet.com/pstories/20100520/641871279.shtml

It was the one click of a button that changed Ashley's life. A click on her iPhone that exposed her half-naked photos to the world.

You see, Ashley used an iPhone application called Quip to send a topless picture to her husband who is serving in a warzone overseas. But Quip had a massive security flaw.

Details.

What are your plans for this summer?

A Swiss appellate court was more sympathetic than than the lower tribunal to a man hiking naked past a Christian Center in the mountains:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/05/28/swiss-naked-hiker-wins-appeal-countrys-trial-nude-hiking/

Iowa City police say they were able to track down a drunken driver who struck a street sign thanks in part to his clothing. His lack of clothing, that is.

Police say witnesses told officers they saw a naked man drive away from a convenience store early Tuesday and hit a street sign.

Details.

Agreed, JB.
Not a repeat article:
Naked Marine crashes motorcycle while (you guessed it) drunk.

Naked six-year-old kid walks into a bar...

LOUISVILLE, Ky. --

WLKY
Louisville Metro Police were called back to the home of a 6-year-old boy who wandered naked into a bar in the Portland neighborhood on Wednesday after the boy showed up at the bar again Thursday night.

The police dispatch supervisor said the boy was at the Portland Beer Depot for about five minutes on Thursday before he was picked up by an adult relative.

Details

Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.

[Are you really naked if you are covered in mud? Kind of a metaphysical question to start your day.]

Details.

The days when a citizen could address the Boulder City Council wearing only underwear may be over.

The council will vote on new decorum rules in September, seven months after a resident stepped up to a microphone in his boxers.

Details.

Murry Conarroe knows how hot it gets in August.
When the 59-year-old retiree isn't playing water volleyball or pitching horseshoes buck naked, he maintains the solar-powered weather station at Wildwood Naturist's Resort, a nudist camp in Wise County.

Details.

Singer Erykah Badu has paid a $500 fine and must serve six months of probation after stripping for a music video filmed at Dallas' Dealey Plaza, where President John F. Kennedy was fatally shot in 1963.

Details.

[It wasn't really just a striptease. If you have seen the video, it actually had some purpose beyond sexual gratification.]

"Miss America didn't make an appearance Sunday at noon at the corner of Sixth and Congress when an eccentric crowd of Austinites (is there any other kind?) gathered for the local version of National Go Topless Day."

Details.

Being naked makes it easier for you to be identified.

Burglars identified by sex tape

CORVALLIS, Ore. (AP) - An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-nakedplayershocked

Woe to the baggy-pants wearer

Officer Kara Breci observed Frank Wiggins and several other men parked suspiciously in a high drug-activity parking lot. After seeing a bag of marijuana in their car, Officer Breci ordered Wiggins to step out and raise his hands above his head. When he did so, Wiggins's baggy jeans fell to his knees. Before frisking him, Officer Breci pulled his pants up to his waste and felt a .380 caliber pistol (which Wiggins was not allowed to have, given his prior convictions).

Wiggins argued that Officer Breci conducted an illegal frisk by pulling his up his pants, and that to hold otherwise would "encourage officers to trample the privacy of young people who participate in the baggy-pants fashion trend."

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Originally posted by AndreaW:
...Officer Breci pulled his pants up to his waste and felt a .380 caliber pistol...

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GAH! I know you're just reprinting the article as written Andrea, but that's one of my biggest pet peeves that I see ALL the time in police reports. A "waist" is where the defendant stashed his gun. A "waste" is what the defendant is making of his life.