Man arrested for trying to enter Mullet Festival without paying

October 20, 2010 5:15 AM
NICEVILLE � A man who tried to enter the Mullet Festival without paying the $10 admission fee was arrested.

Niceville Police were called to the vendor parking area at the festival after a man tried to re-enter the event after leaving it, according to an arrest report from the Niceville Police Department.

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I love everything about this story! I only wish the mug shot had been published.....

I don't know what's better -- that there is a Mullet Festival, or that it's held in "Niceville"!

I got to use the word "mullet" in closing argument last month. (The defendant cut off his gray mullet and dyed his hair brown.) Try to sneak the word "mullet" into your next trial!

We know where AW will be next year.

Sadly, my friend, you and I just don't have the goods to attend this august gathering. Now, if they were to have a skullet festival (you know, the David Crosby look), perhaps in a place called Ambivalentville, then we might find our place in the the festival universe.

Scott, feel not abandoned!

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Originally posted by jane starnes:
I got to use the word "mullet" in closing argument last month. (The defendant cut off his gray mullet and dyed his hair brown.) Try to sneak the word "mullet" into your next trial!

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I think the TDCAA should have an award for using the word Mullet in a trial.

GG - how about a TDCAA-emblazoned mullet wig as a speaker's gift? They're always looking for new and innovative ideas, right?

Well, each to their own. G. Then you start getting into different hair colors and styles and it's just not easy to please everyone with the same style mullet.

And I'm not saying Jane deserves a mullet award. She's Prosecutor of the Year material, just for her long term continued dedication, quite successfully I might add, with the "difficult" cases. She just an award for using the word "mullet" with good cause and reasonably in a jury trial. Too bad she couldn't work the term "cowwoboration" in there as well.

As Mr. B above says, he and I are in the skullet catagory, and there's nothing sadder than a man with no hair up front and a mullet in back or even worse, a sensitive bald front pony tailed man with a thin and whispy old man pony tail, barely hanging in there.

So I think, Gretchen, instead of the mullet wig, I'd go for the autographed John Stride Ranch Holster or the set of Scott Brumley autographed guitar picks as a speaker's gift.