February 01, 2011, 08:52
JBWhat would you call this crime?
Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.
The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'
Details.February 01, 2011, 09:10
Scott Brumleya neutral zone infraction.
February 01, 2011, 09:41
GGI think AP would call it an unauthorized Exit Only.
February 01, 2011, 09:42
Gordon LeMaireObnoxious Olfactory Assault
February 01, 2011, 13:31
MJJAggravated ASS-ault. Too easy JB.
February 01, 2011, 13:59
Shannon EdmondsI suggest making it an administrative violation. If the EPA can regulate the CO2 we exhale, then TCEQ can regulate ... well, you get the idea.
February 01, 2011, 16:30
Scott BrumleyBut, Shannon, doesn't HB1 zero out funding for TCEQ's Flatulent Air Response Testing program?
February 01, 2011, 16:37
Cory Crenshaw"Whoever smelt it dealt it"
"Whoever denied it supplied it"
"Whoever made the rhyme committed the crime."
February 15, 2011, 11:32
WHMJust delete "by chemical means" from sec. 42.01(a)(3) and call it Disorderly Conduct.