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Originally posted by Greg Gilleland:
On a different matter, how could Newell NOT be extremely popular?


Well, he's no Scott Brumley.


Well, for that matter, neither am I. But who is, other than Scotty? Or perhaps, Paul Giamatti?
 
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Is Brumley really Yoda?
 
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Originally posted by Ken Sparks:
Is Brumley really Yoda?


For those of us in the band, he is.
 
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Short, bald, gnome-like and full of nonsensical prattling. Sometimes green. And leans on a stick more than plays it. Yup. About right that sounds.
 
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And the force is strong with him.
 
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Myart pleads guilty to stealing from client

Web Posted: 05/15/2008 11:01 PM CDT

By Elizabeth Allen

Local lawyer James Myart, known for his flamboyant public criticism of law enforcement and a raft of personal legal troubles, pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing money from a client who happened to be the reputed founder of the Texas Mexican Mafia.

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Time to revive this thread, and I can't think of a better topic.

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. � Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

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"receiving"?

Blame the victim.
 
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Perhaps he had not seen the rampant spam and other advertisments promising the gift of enlargement, or perhaps he could not afford anything but the car wash alternative. Try that for a defense!

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It would suck to prosecute that case. You'd have to be careful not to make sweeping generalizations about the defendant. Granted the defendant might be cleaner than your average sexual offense perp, it still would be difficult not to blow through twenty or so bad puns in opening statement. How could the jury take you seriously? Do you think you could call him the dirt devil bandit?
 
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