Let 'em rip ...



(FYI, it was connected to this story: "Segway pushing its product for police")

"Synchronized Shooting to Replace Synchronized Swimming in Olympics"

"ADA Compliance Reaches New Heights in Law Enforcement"

"A Peek at the New Mobilized Infantry"

"Riot Police Trade Shields for Segways"

Tron Police Academy: Mahoney On The Grid

Toy Story IV: Revenge of the Plastic Soldiers

A) "Let's roll!"

B) "Hey you with the pistol -- no squatting on the Seqway, were you raised in a barn?!"

"Governor Perry's Elite Coyote Suppression Team Clears his Jogging Route"

Item: After Congress slashes CIA's black helicopter budget, agents make do. Conspiracy theorists just shake their heads sadly.

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"Cuts in federal defense spending result in Pentagon rolling out new 'armorless tanks'"

"Poor fitness among academy applicants leads police chief to implement new training regimen"

"Microsoft deploys their new SWAT Nerds to provide protection for all company executives!"

"Navy Seals take out OBL through the element of surprise - on Segways"

ST6 did not need scooters to take out UBL.

"They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Patrolin' and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."

"Celebrity MC Sylvester Stalone reviews local Judge Dredd Unit during National Marijuana Day Parade"