Not if it was Zatarin's

Police say a 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes.


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Oh come on, they say it was just a two-foot sword. He's complaining about that?

If you watched ROME, Andrea, you would know what an approximately 2 foot sword could do, in ancient times.

I have a two-foot sword. That's barely more than a knife, you wimp.

Do you have a picture of you with the sword that you can send me? Now that would be a cool masthead photo for the Prosecutor! Andrea swaggering with her sword.

Now, my bowie knife is ALMOST 2 feet long.

Stop bragging, Greg. Signed, your wife.

Too much information, JB.

An argument over the volume of a television led to the arrest of a 63-year-old woman for allegedly stabbing a man in the neck this past weekend.


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"When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction."

The article

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. � Hollywood police say a man wielding a hammer lost a fight to a man with a letter opener.

The rest of the meager story.

Two Carrollton women vacationing in Mexico fell to their deaths Sunday in a parasailing accident after the rope tying their parachute to a boat broke, authorities said.


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Don't forget about gravity.

A blogger claims that deadly weapons were found in Williamson County. For the story, click here.

Williamson county really does take that no nudity thing seriously.

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Alleged Breasts in WC

A blogger claims that deadly weapons were found in Williamson County. For the story,

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OK...I confess that the first quote from Shannon immediately followed by the next topic from JB just seems hilarious to my warped sense of humor.

Hutto police last week captured a burglary suspect who threatened to kill a homeowner with a cast iron skillet.


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Creepy crawlies?

MSNBC

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It was not clear what species the centipedes were. Some species are poisonous.

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So, they might have been. Nice reporting, MSNBC.

Dude, I'm still scared of evil breasts.