Good idea, John, since I posted the story there at the end of May. I couldn't decide which it fit better in!

Lol! That is something I hate about the internet. So many pages are unclear as to the date of the page. Nevertheless, a funny story.

Bath Salts

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Hair Extensions

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Speaks for itself:

Tombstone

A 6-foot-tall tombstone that weighed hundreds of pounds fell on and killed a 4-year-old boy who was posing for photos with family and friends at a historic cemetery in a Utah ski resort town, authorities said.

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Burrito

"... the 15-year-old suspect, a passenger in a Dodge, allegedly threw the burrito Saturday afternoon at [victim's] Honda ... Cops discovered burrito remnants inside and outside the vehicle, as well as on [victim], who was not injured when struck by the flying foodstuff ...."

And again:
Minnesota man charged with burrito assault

At what point do the politicians step in and save us from this menace?!?

Hey, you mock, but this is a gateway crime. They'll move up from there to tacos, and have you ever had a taco shell in the eye???

First, they came for the burritos, but I didn't worry, because I didn't eat burritos...

Taser

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Plastic spoon

A Bexar County Jail inmate committed suicide in his cell today using a plastic spoon, officials said.

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Flesh-Eating Bacteria

Doctors at a Houston hospital have been fighting to save the life of a Brenham man who has flesh-eating bacteria.

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Sump Pump

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Tweeting or a Train?

Minutes after the messages were shared on the social media site Twitter, a Baltimore-bound CSX freight train loaded with coal barreled down the tracks and derailed, killing the 19-year-old women and toppling railcars and coal onto the streets below of this historic Maryland community.

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Smokestack

Trapped inside the base of a giant smokestack, the young roofer, who had fallen 20 feet down the shaft on his first day on the job at the Pearl Brewery, desperately sought help from anyone who might hear him through the thick red brick walls.

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Wet wedding dress

A woman drowned after being pulled under the water by a strong current while she was having photos taken in her wedding dress near waterfalls, Quebec police said Friday.

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Grizzly (and an unsafe distance)

A hiker in Denali National Park has been killed by a grizzly bear, the first known fatal bear attack in the Alaska park's history, officials said Saturday.

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Fire hydrant and electricity

A sport utility vehicle had just careened through the intersection of Magnolia Boulevard and Ben Avenue, shearing off a concrete light standard and knocking over a fire hydrant before coming to rest on a front lawn. Water spewed skyward from the broken hydrant and quickly pooled in the intersection.

Zamora ran toward the wrecked SUV and stepped into an electrified pool of water. She was immediately –- and fatally — electrocuted, struck by what firefighters estimate was 48,000 volts of electricity.

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Javelin

BERLIN (AP) – A German sports official died Monday a day after being struck in the throat by a javelin.

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Javelin

Duh.