I thought I was Superman and faster than a speeding bullet, but I guess I was wrong

I spend too much time around lolcats, obviously, because my first thought was "I can has plea bargain?"

"Am I touching my ear?"

"It is not a tumor."

Josh, how much did you wager, and what is the question to - The best-selling book of the post-Victorian era, translated into 78 languages and upon which 9 movies, a mini-series and a British sitcom were based.

$13.00
What is the "Perfect Plea" ?

"Nice shot, but the center of mass is a little lower than that . . ."

"I liked the company so much, I had their product emplanted in my head."

OR

"Don't apply THIS directly to the forehead."

I wanted one that said "Ken's Bullet", but they were all out.

Or

It was this or a Prince Albert. I went with this.

But Mom, I really did use my head!

quote:

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Originally posted by Ken Sparks:
But Mom, I really did use my head!

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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

This is my third eye.

Could've been worse...

picture of what could've been worse

I'm sorry, that belongs in the "that's not right" thread.

You're absolutely right. Coming right up.

My Daddy was a Klingon, Momma was a trekkie.

Well, I guess since the bullet hit him in the head, and his skull/forehead stopped the bullet, you could say this young man was bulletproof.

I would only note that perhaps he should demand the use of this nickname from Adam "Bulletproof" Reposa.

He backed out of the plea and is headed for trial.


Details.

A Port Arthur teenager has pleaded guilty to lesser charges in a case that made world headlines when police wanted to remove a bullet from his forehead to prove he tried to kill a man.


Details.