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Unusual fetish
Unusual fetish
Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.
details.July 18, 2009, 09:00
GretchenWere they blue?
July 27, 2009, 17:42
camorganHAHAHAHA @ Gretchen
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An Illinois man was accused of stealing more than $45,000 worth of eyeglasses from suburban Milwaukee stores because he enjoys being around eyewear.
Details.A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.
Details.Of course, if it wasn't weird enough for a fellow to "allegedly" get caught having sex with a horse, the same perp has been successfully prosecuted for having sex with THE SAME HORSE previously and is a registered sex offender because of that act.
Sounds like we need an expansion of the stalking laws to protect pets and livestock. A "Mr. Ed." law, if you will.
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August 03, 2009, 09:55
RGibsonOK, the truly hilarious part of the story was that the owner could tell something was wrong because the horse was acting differently.
I hate to ask (because AP will answer), but are there really signs of sexual abuse exhibited by a horse?
August 03, 2009, 10:08
Scott BrumleyI believe the old timers refer to that as "havin' a hitch in yer giddyup."
Once you've read this case you will never forget it. Ouch!
Fielder v. State, 756 S.W.3d 309 (Tex.Crim.App. 1988)
"Darwin would administer a substance he told her was demerol in order to force her to participate in such activities as piercing her genitals with a golden ring and nailing his own scrotum to wooden blocks while sitting before her as she hung nude, shackled and tied to metal rings in a closet Darwin had customized for such activities."
I thought A.P. was only an expert on banjos, alternative methods of catfishing and, er um, alternative methods of alcohol intake. He's an amazing man, no doubt...
August 03, 2009, 10:58
Gordon LeMairequote:
Sounds like we need an expansion of the stalking laws to protect pets and livestock. A "Mr. Ed." law, if you will.
Puts the phrase, "Wilbur, come in here." In a whole new context, doesn't it?
September 18, 2009, 07:15
JBPolice say a western Ohio man broke into at least three homes to steal bras and panties.
Details.September 18, 2009, 09:04
Gordon LeMairequote:
Police say a western Ohio man broke into at least three homes to steal bras and panties.
I'm guessing he's a lumberjack. (Also giving away my age.)
September 18, 2009, 15:06
Brody V. BurksHe couldn't be a lumberjack. Lumberjacks sleep all night and work all day- no time for pantie raids.
September 18, 2009, 21:22
Gordon LeMaireThought he might have been collecting for his wardrobe
January 05, 2010, 08:19
Gretchen(I'd have been really upset if I was the victim - especially if I was on my way to a presentation or something).
Can anyone think of anything higher than a class C violation?
HairJanuary 05, 2010, 09:00
Andrea WAggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
...Against me, as I take the scissors and go after him! I don't know why, but someone chopping off a big hunk of hair bothers me worse than if they'd just come up and hit me.
And what the heck is up with hair-
gluing?
January 05, 2010, 09:31
Larry LWhy not - taking the property (hair) of a person from the owner, per Chapter 31 (theft), and cutting the hair = bodity injury. Is cutting off someone's hair "bodily injury"?