Tennessee Bans Prison Visitors From Wearing G-Strings, Sexy Lingerie
Tennessee Bans Prison Visitors From Wearing G-Strings, Sexy Lingerie

Add G-strings and push-up bras to the list of prison contraband.

The Tennessee Department of Correction will ban visitors from wearing thong underwear and bust-enhancing "water brassieres" when a revised set of visitation rules takes effect on Aug. 1, the Tennessean reports.

Prisoners "don't need any help getting turned on," Correction Commissioner George Little told the newspaper.

I am confused. Are the g-strings visible to everyone, or just during the conjugal part of the visit? Who will do the inspection to be sure no contraband is being introduced? But, yes, John, my guess is Texas prisoners are a lot like those in Tennessee and need no extra turn ons, so the same policy might be considered by TDCJ.

Gee, you'd figure outfits like that would make it harder to smuggle in drugs and weapons. I'd encourage it!