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May 04, 2006, 12:14
Shannon Edmonds
Police Ride-Along Poetry
From CrimProf Blog
May 04, 2006, 16:58
David Newell
i refuse to bite.
May 04, 2006, 17:12
Scott Brumley
What? No limericks with "Nantucket" in them?

To borrow from Rob's observation in The Prosecutor that one needn't resort to authority if one can quote from movies:

"... Isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? And if our educational system is guilty, isn't this an indictment of our entire American way of life? ... Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"
May 05, 2006, 09:43
Gordon LeMaire
Animal House. The line was delivered by Eric "Otter"

"Not that we didn't take advantage of the women, we did." wink.
May 05, 2006, 13:00
Shannon Edmonds
Dean Wormer to "Flounder":

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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I'm not sure which thread would end up with more quotes -- this one on Animal House, or the other one on Caddyshack. However, I do know that those are my two all-time favorite movies. And I'm not sure what that says about me .... Big Grin
May 05, 2006, 14:05
Robt McGlohon
... to a corrupt childhood and a fondness for Animal House. (Although trying to watch it again years later, I found my *memory* of the movie is a whole lot better than the movie itself.)

Anyway, my favorite line ...

Bluto's simple, "Sorry," after the well-deserved smashing of the folk-singer's guitar.
May 05, 2006, 16:40
J Grace
"He can't do that do that to our pledges! Only we can do that to our pledges."
May 08, 2006, 10:30
Dennis Jones
"Double Secret Probation"
May 08, 2006, 11:36
sch
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
May 08, 2006, 15:13
KKCP
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
May 08, 2006, 15:23
Gordon LeMaire
"NO PRISONERS!"
May 08, 2006, 15:39
Shannon Edmonds
"Ramming speeeeeeed!"

"Face it, Flounder -- you threw up on Dean Wormer."

"Assume the position."

"Thank you, sir! May I have another!"
May 09, 2006, 14:21
J Grace
Otter (I think) to Flounder: "Face it...you f***ed up...you trusted us."
May 09, 2006, 17:03
Clay A.
"this is just the kind of situation that calls for a futile and senseless response on some ones part"
"and we are just the guys to do it!"
May 10, 2006, 17:50
James Booher
Has no grade point average...