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...grope someone while dressed like Captain America with a burrito in his pants.

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Well at least alcohol was involved.

while intoxicated and run into a train (moving) on his way to sight in his rifle...did I mention he's legally blind?

Lisa L. Peterson
Nolan County Attorney

A 21-year-old New Jersey man pleaded guilty Tuesday to vomiting on another spectator and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Details.

Wonder how he got the black eye...


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Drunk driver was also naked.

...start a drunken brawl while wearing a t-shirt that reads "Cleverly disguised as a RESPONSIBLE ADULT."

... call 911, while drunk, to report that his mother had stolen his beer and threaten to contiue calling until something was done to rectify this gross injustice.

Maybe mom thought he was too drunk. Or maybe mom was just thirsty.

Details

From Rock103 FM Memphis:

Guy being booked in to jail for DWI walked up to the book in counter and said he was ready to checkout. When asked were he thought he was he replied, "The Econolodge."

I'm not sure that Econolodge should be flattered by that comparison, but having stayed at one, I can imagine that jail might actually be a step up.

Police in Ellensburg, Wash., said a man looking for a place to sleep broke into the basement of a bank, and - yes - he had been drinking. Surveillance video shows the man breaking a basement window about 3 a.m. Saturday and leaving before 8 a.m.

Details.

EUGENE, Ore. -- Eugene Police Lt. Doug Mozan said a man fell into a canal near West 11th Avenue and McKinley Street, and couldn�t get out.

From there the man crawled or climbed his way more than 2 miles through a storm drain to Burlington Drive, spending more than three hours underground.

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Lt. Mozan said the man was drunk when he ventured into the storm drain and got lost.

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...run over his own wife because "She wouldn't let us leave. She jumped in front of us and I thought she would f*****g move out of the way, but she didn't."

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... think a church carnival was a segue to an au natural celebration (three decades too late) of all things hippie.

Police find 2 intoxicated naked men in woods

Authorities made no arrests, but they still were scratching their heads Monday over a Sunday morning incident that led to the discovery of two highly intoxicated naked men completely covered in mud in the Town of Lewiston.

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State police at Niagara and the Lewiston police, after rescuing both men and taking them to the hospital, learned that they apparently had gone to the St. John de LaSalle Carnival in Niagara Falls and afterwards decided to dance naked in the woods.

The rest of this "dirty" story

No doubt due to lingering after-effects of all that pot they smoked decades earlier!

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Originally posted by John A. Stride:
No doubt due to lingering after-effects of all that pot they smoked decades earlier!

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"The warning that I’ve received, you may take it with however many grains of salt you wish, is that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It’s suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course, it’s your own trip, so be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, OK?"

Trapped drunk driver opens another beer as awaits rescue

Wed Jun 23, 2010

AUCKLAND (Reuters) - A drunk driver trapped after overturning his car cracked open another can of beer while he waited for emergency crews to rescue him, a New Zealand court was told.

Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, pleaded guilty to careless driving and drunken driving after being nearly three times over the legal alcohol limit in a district court in the city of Palmerston North, the Dominion Post newspaper reported on Wednesday.

Police found Sneddon, a former baker, trapped in his overturned Ford Laser on June 1, drinking a can of beer after he failed to take a corner properly and crashed through a wooden barrier, flipping his vehicle.

Defense lawyer Peter Young said that when Sneddon found he could not open the doors, "he had nothing else to do at that point, so he had another beer."

Read the full article here.

Yeah, but what else is he supposed to do while waiting?

He was using it to kill his pain while he waited!!!!

Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.

The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old man's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile.

He received surgery to serious wounds to his leg and is recovering in hospital, police say.

He had been chucked out of a pub in the town of Broome for being too drunk.

The man, who was not named by the police, climbed over a fence and tried to sit on the 800kg (1,800lb) saltwater crocodile.

The rest of the story.

So, less than 16ft would be OK?

But he can claim he was not drunk in public. He was drunk in a pub, they threw him into public. Wonder how the damages lawsuit would play in Florida. (In Louisiana they would probably give the alligator a medal.)