I was excited to learn today that our own President Bush is pushing for a reduction in the Bill of Rights from 10 to 6 actual rights. For more details, go to:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/bill_of_rights.html

Gotta love The Onion. No one is safe from their satirical wrath.

Can you imagine what they'd do with our state constitution?

Fall asleep?