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March 23, 2006, 15:45
JohnR
Oh No He Didn't!
Is he good enough for the Pro's, or has he got too much sidearm?
March 23, 2006, 17:25
Shannon Edmonds
I'm betting his Wonderlic scores aren't very high, either; he's sure to fall below Lorena Bobbitt on most teams' draft boards.
March 24, 2006, 16:09
David Newell
I don't know, the Texans have been very coy about their draft choices. After last season, can they really afford to count anyone out?
April 01, 2006, 19:48
Shannon Edmonds
Maybe Mr. Fik should have sought out these guys for help ... Eek


Three Men Charged in 'Dungeon' Castration
Apr 01 2006

CHARLOTTE, N.C.

(AP) -- Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.

"It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law."

Sheriff's investigators said Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60, admitted performing at least eight surgeries, including castrations and testicle replacements, on six consenting clients over the past year. None of the three is licensed to practice medicine, officials said.

The suspects, all residents of the house in Haywood County, in western North Carolina, where the surgeries were allegedly performed, were arrested Thursday. They were being held on $150,000 bond each and could make their first court appearances Monday, Bonfoey said.

The sheriff's office had investigated reports of sadomasochistic acts at the house in 2004, but concluded there was nothing illegal going on because the participants appeared to be willing adults.

Renewed scrutiny, prompted by a citizen who made "strange statements" to Bonfoey, revealed that illegal surgeries were taking place, the prosecutor said.

Detectives who searched the home Wednesday found medical supplies that included scalpels, sutures, bandages, anesthetic and artificial replacement testicles, sheriff's officials said.

Also seized were videotaping equipment, and video recordings of the surgeries, sheriff's officials said. Photos and videos made at the "dungeon" were apparently featured on a locally produced sadomasochistic Web site, officials said.

"This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom Alexander told the Asheville Citizen-Times, which reported that victims may have come from as far away as South America.

Each man faces 10 felony counts--five each of castration without malice and conspiracy to commit castration without malice--as well as eight misdemeanor counts of performing medical acts without a license. Each felony carries a maximum three years and three months in prison, Bonfoey said.

"Assuming that the victims consented to this--and we don't know that for sure yet--that doesn't make it a defense," Bonfoey said. "We can't have people who are not medical doctors lopping off limbs and other body parts."
April 01, 2006, 21:35
Gordon LeMaire
quote:
"It's extremely bizarre,"

"This right here beats anything I have ever seen,"


Those have got to be the best quotes ever.
April 01, 2006, 23:04
Gretchen
quote:
Each man faces 10 felony counts--five each of castration without malice and conspiracy to commit castration without malice


It concerns me that North Carolina has such a problem with this that the legislature had to create a law...I want to know who the sponsor was, and whether they want to establish residency in Texas to help *us* create more innovative penal code provisions. Oh, the possibilities are endless!!!!
April 03, 2006, 15:53
Ken Sparks
What, pray tell, is the difference between castration without malice and castration with malice?
April 03, 2006, 16:30
GG
quote:
Bonfoey said. "We can't have people who are not medical doctors lopping off limbs and other body parts."

April 03, 2006, 16:43
Shannon Edmonds
quote:
Originally posted by Ken Sparks:
What, pray tell, is the difference between castration without malice and castration with malice?


I think the winning entry in this Darwin Awards list would qualify as "castration without malice," if only "Mr. Sanchez's" injuries could be verified ...

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin04.asp
April 03, 2006, 22:12
David Newell
thank you carl.
April 04, 2006, 09:30
Shannon Edmonds
Goonga. Goonga-ga-loonga.
April 04, 2006, 09:41
David Newell
well, you've got that goin' for ya'.
April 04, 2006, 11:37
Scott Brumley
Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
April 04, 2006, 13:57
David Newell
yeah, they don't say that about you as far as you know.
April 04, 2006, 14:10
Shannon Edmonds
quote:
Originally posted by David Newell:
well, you've got that goin' for ya'.

Which is nice.
April 05, 2006, 09:46
P.D. Ray
Back at ya'.
April 05, 2006, 13:33
James
I hope his ugly head does show up againSmile
April 06, 2006, 09:06
Shannon Edmonds
"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the Masters champion ...."

(If we keep going w/ Caddyshack lines, this post may grow to be longer than Jane's "Corroboration, Cowwobowation" thread!)
April 06, 2006, 11:25
David Newell
It's in the hole . . . It's in the hole!
April 06, 2006, 12:46
Scott Brumley
I'd keep playin'. I don't think the heavy @#$!'s gonna come down for another hour or so.