Things that are "Just not right" thread
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Originally posted by David Newell:
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Originally posted by Greg Gilleland:
On a different matter, how could Newell NOT be extremely popular?
Well, he's no Scott Brumley.
Well, for that matter, neither am I. But who is, other than Scotty? Or perhaps, Paul Giamatti?
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Originally posted by Ken Sparks:
Is Brumley really Yoda?
For those of us in the band, he is.
May 15, 2008, 10:28
Scott BrumleyShort, bald, gnome-like and full of nonsensical prattling. Sometimes green. And leans on a stick more than plays it. Yup. About right that sounds.
May 15, 2008, 10:49
David NewellAnd the force is strong with him.
May 16, 2008, 09:34
GretchenMyart pleads guilty to stealing from client
Web Posted: 05/15/2008 11:01 PM CDT
By Elizabeth Allen
Local lawyer James Myart, known for his flamboyant public criticism of law enforcement and a raft of personal legal troubles, pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing money from a client who happened to be the reputed founder of the Texas Mexican Mafia.
ArticleOctober 20, 2008, 15:03
Andrea WTime to revive this thread, and I can't think of a better topic.
Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. � Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The rest of the articleOctober 21, 2008, 10:11
JASPerhaps he had not seen the rampant spam and other advertisments promising the gift of enlargement, or perhaps he could not afford anything but the car wash alternative. Try that for a defense!
JAS
October 31, 2008, 13:22
P.D. RayIt would suck to prosecute that case. You'd have to be careful not to make sweeping generalizations about the defendant. Granted the defendant might be cleaner than your average sexual offense perp, it still would be difficult not to blow through twenty or so bad puns in opening statement. How could the jury take you seriously? Do you think you could call him the dirt devil bandit?