At last, a website for people in jail. Details.

What? No chocolates on the pillows? No turn down service? Fuhgedabodit!

Apparently there's a site getting inmates to rate the Dallas county jail.

"Been to Rehab? Write a Review!"

Priceless.

When I was growing up, no one wanted to go to jail. Now, it's a simple rite of passage, and you earn your "street cred" through incarceration. PLUS, you get free health and dental care, education, and all the other things most of us have to pay for. So you sit around and eat all day and get fat? I can do that.

And jail gives you a chance to catch up on your e-mail.