You just can't make this stuff up:

ATLANTA � A 67-year-old federal judge's wild relationship with a stripper started with a lap dance, prosecutors said, and quickly escalated into escapades of prostitution and gun-toting drug deals for cocaine and prescription pills.
MSNBC article

That is why I usually don't read crime novels.

What a mess!

Especially when the stripper is working for the FBI.

As my father used to say, there is no fool like an old fool.