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Stress reduction?

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March 13, 2007, 19:14
JB
Stress reduction?
I'd like to hear how these items reduce stress.


March 13, 2007, 11:15AM
Man with foreign objects in rectum faces deportation

LOS ANGELES � An Iraqi immigrant faces deportation after triggering a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport when authorities found a suspicious device lodged in his body, officials said.

Fadhel Al-Maliki, 35, of Atlantic, N.J., prompted the alert March 6 during a screening for a flight to Philadelphia when he tried to go through security with two objects in his rectum. The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress.

That wasn't enough to constitute a federal offense, FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said. However, immigration agents reviewed Al-Maliki's case and said they found two violent convictions on his record.

The convictions for domestic violence and possession of an illegal weapon violate the terms of Al-Maliki's status as a permanent U.S. resident and make him subject to deportation, said Lori Haley, a spokeswoman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Haley said she had no details on the convictions, and that it wasn't clear when deportation proceedings would begin.

A US Airways plane bound for Philadelphia was diverted because Al-Maliki's checked luggage had been screened and put aboard without him.
March 14, 2007, 10:51
Scott Brumley
Clearly, he was on his way to a recreational "rock, paper, scissors" tournament. He couldn't carry the scissors on the plane because of TSA regulations, and the paper filled up his carry-on. Undoubtedly, he wanted to get in some pramatic practice before the tournament, so he needed ready access to all the implements of his trade.
March 14, 2007, 11:46
JAS
This thread is beginning to sound a lot like another one about the other way to imbibe sherry. Seems like sherry might actually make a difference, at least in the short term!

JAS
March 14, 2007, 12:15
GG
Is it too late for Brazoria County to make him an honorary sherry imbiber?
March 14, 2007, 13:04
P.D. Ray
The real safety issue arose when they discovered the metal was steel and the rock was flint.
March 14, 2007, 13:10
JAS
With the sherry, he would have been very combustible too.

JAS
March 14, 2007, 16:02
JMH
Uuuuhhhh... No thanks, Doc. I'll just be stressed. Just thinking about that stress reduction technique stresses me out.
March 15, 2007, 08:50
A.P. Merillat
Exit Only
March 15, 2007, 10:05
GG
It's a good deal terrorists don't use banjos...

or do they? Big Grin
March 15, 2007, 10:38
JAS
Maybe all these unusual "back-practices" help with doodling -- or whatever that practice of catching catfish by hand is called.

JAS
March 15, 2007, 10:40
GG
John, John, John...as Buddy Ebson used to oft lament about his nephew Jethro in his hit TV show the Beverly Hillbillies...

I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.
March 15, 2007, 13:18
JMH
quote:
Originally posted by GG:

I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.


That would be a LOOONNNGGG talk. With that boy