January 24, 2009, 08:31
JBLatest Defensive Maneuver
One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
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here.January 25, 2009, 10:08
GretchenI bet his jury demands DNA to convict.
January 25, 2009, 12:57
SAProsecutorBe on the look out for this suspect! He steals cars and will eat anything he can.
January 26, 2009, 08:44
Jeff SwainThey probably have lots of money to go after these people in Nigeria because of all of the money left in their banks after wealthy people die without heirs. Not to brag, but I got an email from the "Executive President of Nigeria" last week to inform me that $30,000,000 was coming my way as soon as I could send them $10,000 to expedite the process.
January 26, 2009, 10:25
JohnRMy, what big teeth you have.
January 26, 2009, 10:34
David NewellI certainly don't think he should be allowed to cross the bridge.