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I have a category of crimes that I like to refer to as 'aggravated stupid."

- David Warren, Athens County, Ohio prosecutor, in regards to a woman digging up her ex-boyfriend's ashes.

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Okay, it does beg the question, what do you do with your ex's ashes.

Haven't you heard? They can make diamonds out of ashes now! Might as well get something out of your scumbag ex.

"What a beautiful stone!"

"Thank you, my ex."

"He didn't ask for it back?"

"No, that is him."

Keith Richards, whether a true comment or not, recently was in the news regarding a novel use for his beloved father's ashes.

I much prefer the term "Criminal Stupid" to "Aggravated Stupid"