October 13, 2009, 08:01
JASJury duty: Sotomayor amazes!
I probably threw away four of those letters before I got one that said I had to appear or 'face serious penalties,' whatever that means," said Sotomayor, who was forced to appear at a nearby municipal courthouse Monday. "I just got a new job, for Christ's sake. I can't afford to be sitting in some dingy courtroom all day. God, what a waste of time."
"The guy is totally guilty"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sotomayor_misses_supreme_courtJAS
October 13, 2009, 08:04
Andrea WI'm just impressed by the $80 daily stipend!
October 13, 2009, 09:44
A. DiamondIt's usually the funniest satire, it's what late night comedy used to be. Saturday Night Live on a good day, in written form.