I probably threw away four of those letters before I got one that said I had to appear or 'face serious penalties,' whatever that means," said Sotomayor, who was forced to appear at a nearby municipal courthouse Monday. "I just got a new job, for Christ's sake. I can't afford to be sitting in some dingy courtroom all day. God, what a waste of time."
"The guy is totally guilty"

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sotomayor_misses_supreme_court

JAS

I'm just impressed by the $80 daily stipend!

It's usually the funniest satire, it's what late night comedy used to be. Saturday Night Live on a good day, in written form.