New security scan at DFW Airport has privacy advocates worried
02:43 PM CDT on Thursday, June 12, 2008

By SUZANNE MARTA / The Dallas Morning News

Transportation Security Administration officials are getting a more detailed picture of some passengers at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport these days.


The naked details.

For a video showing the new technology, click here.

Being naked as a jaybird makes man a jailbird again

Associated Press

SAVANNAH, Ga. - Sometimes, it's better to look like a jailbird than sport a birthday suit.

Police say Bill Merit, 49, left the Chatham County jail and began walking by the side of the road, naked. Witnesses called police, who arrested him and jailed him again on a charge of public indecency.


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[Nice quote from the report in the linked details.]

Naked man hijacks bus near Las Vegas Strip

Associated Press

LAS VEGAS � Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip.


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Iowa case raises question: Is stripping an art?

By MELANIE S. WELTE
Associated Press Writer

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Iowa doesn't have any all-nude strip clubs - but it does have performing arts centers where women dance naked.

However, the loophole in the state's public indecent exposure law that allows nude dancing at "art centers" is under attack in the small community of Hamburg, a town of 1,200 just across the Missouri River from Nebraska.


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Arlington police shock nude man with Taser
BY MITCH MITCHELL
Star-Telegram

ARLINGTON -- Officers used a Taser to subdue a nude man who reportedly had touched a 4-year-old boy in the groin Wednesday afternoon at Vandergriff Park, police said.


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Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

DELTONA, Fla. (AP) -- An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.


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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) - A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands.

David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department says an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

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Why do people always blame Allah for doing crazy things?

TOKYO � Police have apprehended a Western man who went skinny-dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace. ("skinny dipping" counts as "naked" in this thread, right?)
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6045896.html


No more naked lunches at Maine restaurant
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6037868.html

Boulder police have ticketed about a dozen people running naked on the street while sporting freshly gutted pumpkins on their heads as part of an annual Halloween event.


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Boulder police have ticketed about a dozen people running naked on the street while sporting freshly gutted pumpkins on their heads as part of an annual Halloween event.

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Must be the altitude.

One of Europe's most famous nudist colonies has become the subject of an unusual investigation by French detectives after the destruction of three nightclubs in fires blamed on naturist "hardliners".

The normally peaceful Cap d'Agde, a magnet for nudists in the south of France, has been plunged into anxiety. Investigators suspect "fundamentalist" naturists of harbouring a grudge against the 'changistes, or swingers, who are drawn to the town by the promise of sex.


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California authorities got a shock of their own when they discovered that a drunken driving suspect they had just stunned with a Taser was completely naked.


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http://deadspin.com/5099789/train-wreck-of-a-woman-who-had-hawkeye-sex-in-bathroom-stall-comes-clean?skyline=true&s=i

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If you read the comments to the article, I like the one that says she and her husband will soon tire of prople offering her wine.

Priceless.

A man who was reported jumping on top of a vehicle naked in North Austin was shot with a taser Sunday morning and arrested, police said.


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A man who was found naked with a sword at the county courthouse this year is one of two defendants in separate cases who pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity today in State District Judge Billy Ray Stubblefield's court.


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After my first 18 months as an ALR attorney back in 95-96, I concluded that an awful lot of people tend to shed their clothes along with their sobriety. I either handled or knew of, several cases in which the driver, the passenger, or both were sans clothing. In one case, the driver fled from the officer; both she and her passenger (male) were buck naked. In another case a female (0.236) kept taking off her blouse and handing it the officer (no bra apparently).

Janette a

Why do I find myself humming "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?