If you need a laugh for Friday, I have two from the last week.
(1) Under the identifiers for people involved on the front portion of the OR for Agg Assault Family Violence, the defendant is described as follows...
Complexion: Medium Brown
Weight, Hieght...blah blah
Build: Pot Belly
Hair Style: Mullet
(The last two cracked me up)
(2)From an attempted Bank Robbery case, after the D is mirandized...
The defendant admitted that he was trying to rob the bank but explained "that he was fat and pathetic and the reason that he needed to rob the bank was so he could get money to buy an exercise machine and lose weight."
Also, running from the cops is good exercise!
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