That means I didn't mean to be one, it just happened.
First, before I call Mr. Hurley to come defend me and then have to pay Mr. Fitzgerald to testify in my punishment case, in case I lose, I offer to the reader that Bambi and Thumper (no, they're not dancers at the Kit-Cat Club)weren't alone in the conspiracy, don't forget that stinker, Flower. And, Wes, I agree with you in your disagreement with me -- but that's just proof that I'm an acci-moron. And besides that, that piece about Bambi wasn't even from me, it was from my alter-ego who goes by my middle name, P. He just uses my name when he wants to be sarcastic. I apologize for that.
And, I will put the pipe down, happily -- and then I'll trade this cast-iron version for the lighter-weight PVC model.
Don't worry, bunny-lovers, I hear the International Criminal Court is going to insist on a stay of execution for poor Toby -- seems he didn't get read his consular notification rights, as due all rabbits under the "Mr. McGregor" treaty signed after the Peter Rabbit garden arrest incident.
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quote:Originally posted by Wes Mau: James Bond loved cats!...or maybe he just loved Pussy Galore. (I attach an informative http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/bond-girls.php for those of you unfamiliar with James Bond's world (or double entendres).
No, no, no. Dr. Evil or whatever his name was (never saw the face) was the person that loved cats. Sat there stroking that kitty in the 60's style bubble chair w/all the buttons on the arm rest, plotting and planning for ways that SPECTER could take over the planet.
If I'm not mistaken, one of Ian Flemming's books, not YET a movie, was about SPECTER holding pets for ransom to extort $$$ for the cause.
[ place pinky finger in mouth and squint and say] "intawrsting. Berry intawesting..."
That would be Ernst Blofeld, the Persian-stroking No. 1 of SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Revenge & Espionage). He never came to Texas, because there's some question here about the legality of Persian stroking, as opposed to Persian hunting (and, yes, I'm referring to the breed of cats, not a person from the lineage of the ancient empire in what is now Iran). Perhaps he is involved in this Toby caper, as well as depositing a finger from Rosa Kleb in the chili pot in California. Does evil know no end?
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