OK, so y'all are an opinionated bunch -- I need your two cents, please.

The editorial committee, which oversees The Texas Prosecutor journal, met a couple of weeks ago, and we decided to conduct a survey to find out what y'all want to read about in The Prosecutor.

It's just a few questions, and I promise to read all of your answers and incorporate as many of your suggestions into the journal as I reasonably can. Already I've heard clamoring for more photos of Dave Newell, so be on the lookout in future issues. What else do you want to see? What do you NOT want to see? Please tell me!

Go here to take the survey -- and once you hit the "submit" button, you may win a fabulous prize! (Wow, that made me feel like Bob Barker. I mean, Drew Carey. Sheesh.)

Thank you in advance to all my survey-takin' peeps!

I've put in my survey.

Me too. I want to see those fabulous prizes. I'm not so sure about the new pics of Newell, though. Don't we have publishing standards?

C'mon big money. Filled out the survey.

Mac and Cheese
Hot dogs and Mac and Cheese
Cheese grits

Have AP write a humor column but put Newell's picture on the masthead instead of AP. In fact, just put Newell's mug in the place of all author photos in the mag.

Dave Newell is Everyman!

When can we pick up coffee cups with David Newell's face on them? I'm assuming the next TDCAA scheduled event will have them displayed on a table next to The Perfect Plea.

A mug with a picture of David Newell on it isn't the prize, is it?

Sarah,

No, don't you remember? David Newell is clown shoes!

I'll share my recipe for hotdogs w/mac & cheese. Take one box mac and cheese. Prepare by package directions. Chop up hot dog, stir into mac and cheese. Enjoy. (I'm not what you might call a gourment chef...)

I want my David Newell coffee mug please.

As long as Newell is wearing his Ken's cap!

Nothing is as cool as Ken's cap.

I understand there will be a whole slew of Newell TDCAA merchandise available in Galveston. In addition to the Newell wearing Ken's Cap Coffee cup, there will be Newell T-shirts, Newell Dominos, Newell koozies, Newell Diaper Genies, Newell mousepads, Newell guitar picks, and even Newell onesies for the new tdcaa babies. All of which will be emblazened with the famous Newell behind his messy desk photo that has become legend in his masthead for his Prosecutor articles.

What other items of merchandise could be made with the Newell image to be sold or given away?

The complete, unedited Anthology of David's favorite songs with lyrics included. Also available is David's Anthology of favorite movies and obscure references. Greg, you forgot about lifesize David Newell cardboard cutouts which you can place in your office to impress your friends!

How appropriate. My brother always called me a fathead. I didn't realize he could see the future.

Funny you should ask, Greg, it so happens that I just tried to sketch a David Newell portrait on my banjo head...but it came out looking like the smiley face logo that CNN reported on this morning.

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Originally posted by Sarah Wolf:
Dave Newell is Everyman!

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He's up there with Hello Kitty.