(I thought about using a different subject line, but really, how can you improve on that one??)

Associated Press
GAUHATI, India - With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of ... drunken elephants in India.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network's Web site.

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And we think we have problems with drunks here in Texas!

But do the elephants refuse to take Intoxilyzer tests?

I don't believe there is implied consent over there.

Shame on you for picking on the poor girl for raising awareness of such a serious problem. Here's the proof:

Drunken animials



(Kinda reminds me of that scene in Dumbo...in fact, I wonder if that's how Paris became aware of the cause)

Dumbo was the original drunk elephant.

Paris Hilton advocates against making alcohol available to elephants? Yes, I'll have some irony with my surreality, please.

Pretty funny, WHM. Maybe Paris needs to take up reading poetry:

https://tdcaa.infopop.net/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=347098965&f=457098965&m=5391091751&r=7611092751#7611092751

CORRECTIVE: Paris Hilton Story
GAUHATI, India � In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

That's right. Because the elephants don't have a problem, man. They can stop drinking any time they want, so get off their backs!

Let's hope she can find a lingerie store before traveling abroad. Maybe Fruit of the Loom could sponsor her trip?

JAS