Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. They're proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.

Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs.


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Look, if you can't legally possess a dildo, you shouldn't...oh, wait, that law was struck down.

I'm pretty sure that even the 9th Circuit would agree that you don't have a constitutional right to suspend a dildo from your rear view mirror. Now, that I think about it, though, maybe they would.