Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

Details.

a neutral zone infraction.

I think AP would call it an unauthorized Exit Only.

Obnoxious Olfactory Assault

Aggravated ASS-ault. Too easy JB.

I suggest making it an administrative violation. If the EPA can regulate the CO2 we exhale, then TCEQ can regulate ... well, you get the idea.

But, Shannon, doesn't HB1 zero out funding for TCEQ's Flatulent Air Response Testing program?

"Whoever smelt it dealt it"
"Whoever denied it supplied it"
"Whoever made the rhyme committed the crime."

Just delete "by chemical means" from sec. 42.01(a)(3) and call it Disorderly Conduct.

Illegal dumping.