The two Britons, who are both in their 30s and met at an all-you-can-drink champagne brunch before the alleged incident occurred, were arrested in July and later charged with sex outside of marriage, public indecency and drunkenness.

To find out what happened in court, click here.

What crime would you have charged (jokes about the British welcome)?

You mean sex on the beach isn't just a drink? Wow. I need to talk to Mom.

Like 80% of what I normally indict, I suspect that I would charge both of them with one of the variants of "criminal stupidity."

Without seeing the incident report, maybe "naked stupidity?"