I'll try any lingo once. Some twice.

Fee tines a mayday.

Speedy, roflol.

Go Speedy Buckwheat, Go!

And just for grins, I googled "David Newell." On the imdb database, it turns out he's not only Speedy, but there was also a film actor named David Newell. Here are just some of his credits (all in love, my friend, all in love...):

Easy to Love
My Son John
Weekend with Father
No Questions Asked
The Milkman
Love that Brute
Act of Violence
My Girl Tisa
The Youngest Profession
Dive Bomber
Strange Alibi
Footsteps in the Dark
Appointment for Love
News is Made at Night
Stronger than Desire
Naughty but Nice
Boyfriend
I was a Convict
Unashamed (as a defense attorney, no less!! )
Woman Hungry
Let's Go Native
Darkened Rooms

In fairness, he is also a neurosurgeon and a diabetes/internal medicine specialist, so he's much smarter than I am.

If you go on imdb, you can find my brother, Robert Newell. (He's listed as "Robert Newell (II)", which should tell you about how successful he's been off the stage.)

He was also the dad who threw a football to his son on the "This Is Our Country" truck commercials right before Sunday Night Football on NBC last season.

Despite his objectively meager TV and film credits, I'm actually very proud of him. They are not kidding when they say it's very hard to make it as an actor.

Speedy,

Should I call your brother "Gringo"?

Trial Of Patrick 'Booger Red' Kelly Underway Today

08/05/08 - Mineola
KLTV.com

Opening arguments were wrapped up in the third Mineola child sex ring trial in under 50 minutes Tuesday morning, and alleged victims are on the stand this afternoon to testify against Patrick 'Booger Red' Kelly.

Smith County Assistant District Attorney Joe Murphy told jurors that young siblings who allegedly performed at the club were "forced to do unspeakable acts," and that Kelly took part in "pure evil" when he allegedly took part in the swinger parties that forced young children to take part in sex shows for audiences.

(For more on Booger, click HERE.)