Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

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Were they blue?

HAHAHAHA @ Gretchen

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An Illinois man was accused of stealing more than $45,000 worth of eyeglasses from suburban Milwaukee stores because he enjoys being around eyewear.

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A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

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Of course, if it wasn't weird enough for a fellow to "allegedly" get caught having sex with a horse, the same perp has been successfully prosecuted for having sex with THE SAME HORSE previously and is a registered sex offender because of that act.

Sounds like we need an expansion of the stalking laws to protect pets and livestock. A "Mr. Ed." law, if you will.

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OK, the truly hilarious part of the story was that the owner could tell something was wrong because the horse was acting differently.

I hate to ask (because AP will answer), but are there really signs of sexual abuse exhibited by a horse?

I believe the old timers refer to that as "havin' a hitch in yer giddyup."

Once you've read this case you will never forget it. Ouch!

Fielder v. State, 756 S.W.3d 309 (Tex.Crim.App. 1988)

"Darwin would administer a substance he told her was demerol in order to force her to participate in such activities as piercing her genitals with a golden ring and nailing his own scrotum to wooden blocks while sitting before her as she hung nude, shackled and tied to metal rings in a closet Darwin had customized for such activities."

I thought A.P. was only an expert on banjos, alternative methods of catfishing and, er um, alternative methods of alcohol intake. He's an amazing man, no doubt...

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Sounds like we need an expansion of the stalking laws to protect pets and livestock. A "Mr. Ed." law, if you will.

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Puts the phrase, "Wilbur, come in here." In a whole new context, doesn't it?

Police say a western Ohio man broke into at least three homes to steal bras and panties.

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I'm guessing he's a lumberjack. (Also giving away my age.)

He couldn't be a lumberjack. Lumberjacks sleep all night and work all day- no time for pantie raids.

Thought he might have been collecting for his wardrobe

(I'd have been really upset if I was the victim - especially if I was on my way to a presentation or something).

Can anyone think of anything higher than a class C violation?

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Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

...Against me, as I take the scissors and go after him! I don't know why, but someone chopping off a big hunk of hair bothers me worse than if they'd just come up and hit me.

And what the heck is up with hair-gluing?

Why not - taking the property (hair) of a person from the owner, per Chapter 31 (theft), and cutting the hair = bodity injury. Is cutting off someone's hair "bodily injury"?