Top Ten Signs The Supreme Court Doesn't Give A Damn

10. Opinion based on coin flip so they could make 2:40 showing of "Superman Returns"

9. Tough to concentrate with Ruth Bader Ginsburg trying on bikinis

8. Spent last two days hearing arguments between Barbara Walters and Star Jones

7. All gavels make crazy "boing" sound

6. Recesses now take place at area Hooters

5. Chief Justice John Roberts demands to be called "J. Ro"

4. After heated debate, ruled 7-to-2 that Aerosmith does indeed rock

3. Upheld gay marriage, but only for really hot babes

2. For kicks they reversed an old decision and now Gore's President

1. Invited Anna Nicole Smith back to stand around and look slutty

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9. Tough to concentrate with Ruth Bader Ginsburg trying on bikinis

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Shudder.