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Bad Kitty!--Cat caught smuggling contraband into Brazil prison
The cat came back, it just couldn’t stay away.

And when it did come back on New Year’s Eve, a guard standing watch at a prison gate in northeastern Brazil thought there was something unusual about the slender white kitty slipping by.

He alerted other guards who helped him to catch the feline, according to a statement by the federal prisons bureau, and they found that the cat’s torso was wrapped tight with contraband.

Specifically: Two small saws, two drills for concrete, a headset, a cell phone, a cell phone charger and three batteries.
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Dog Runs Over, Kills Man With Van

I kid you not

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cross posted in a frog is a deadly weapon
 
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Don't argue with the judge -- and definitely don't flip him off

There's a highly entertaining video of a defendant applying for an appointed attorney and a bond. She giggles her way through the questions and says she has jewelry worth "a lot of money." So the judge denies her an appointed attorney and sets the standard bond of $5k. She laughs some more and says "Adios." The judge calls her back and raises her bond to $10k. She walks off, saying an expletive and flipping off the judge. He calls her back, verifies what she said, and sentences her to 30 days in jail for contempt of court.

I bet she stopped laughing.
 
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Mistrial declared when witness's glass eye pops out during testimony. link
 
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You made that up.
 
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It is on the internet--it must be true.
 
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Inmates and cellphones... what a pain in the a**.
 
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Creative excuses for missing or being late to work (I'm sure equally applicable to missing or being late to court).
 
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Cell phone? I thought that was the Mars rover.
 
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"But the parking space was painted as a handicapped spot AFTER I parked there!"

True story
 
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She wasn't a fake lawyer, but she faked everything else

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This truly made my day:

Good boy, Peach! Big Grin
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Gretchen:
This truly made my day:

Good boy, Peach! Big Grin


I can't believe that officer is being investigated now. :P
 
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SUV lands upside down in roof of house after first crashing through roof of another house.
Hope this link stays active a while
 
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Waitress requests ID; customer gives ID.

ID provided was the waitress' stolen DL.
 
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Bwah ha ha ha
 
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Zombies

A young transient who said he was trying to shake zombies off a stolen semi-trailer truck he was driving caused a major freeway incident in southern California that sent four people to the hospital and tied up traffic for hours, the California Highway Patrol said.

Details.
 
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best lineup since The Usual Suspects:

 
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Are the middle guy's initials G.J.?
 
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