Paris City Hall wants to strip art school models of the tips they receive from painters and sculptors � and the nude models decided they weren't going to take that with their clothes on.


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Um . . . how do they keep the tips without any pockets?

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Um . . . how do they keep the tips without any pockets?

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Oh, come on! Use your imagination. Kinda makes you want to use rubber gloves to handle cash doesn't it.

If it's good enough for a cell phone...

....and large quanties of narcotics.....

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You forgot last year's incident with the handgun storage, didn't you? Talk about feminine protection...

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You forgot last year's incident with the handgun storage, didn't you? Talk about feminine protection...

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OK, what kind of handgun are we talking about here? A .25 auto or a Model 29.44 Magnum?

I'm sorry, I was too traumatized by the picture to recall anything other than that the barrel was the only thing truthfully "concealed". I'm pretty sure it wasn't a .22 or .25, since I remember being surprised that the forces of gravity hadn't won that particular war very early on.

Naked man fights Harris deputies; dies after Taser shocks
By MIKE GLENN
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle

A naked man who was banging on doors and windows at a northside apartment complex died early today after being shocked by Tasers at least three times during a confrontation with Harris County sheriff's deputies, authorities said.

The incident occurred about 4 a.m. after deputies received several calls from residents at the apartments in the 200 block of Dominion Park near Kuykendahl.

You can read the rest of the article here.

A Maryland man is going to prison for posting nude photos of his ex-wife on the Internet.

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Naked hikers face spot fines in Swiss canton
Area tries to protect 'children from these immoral habits' amid nudist influx

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GENEVA - Naked mountain hikers in the Swiss canton of Appenzell-Innerrhoden will in future face on the spot fines of 200 Swiss francs ($170), Swiss daily Tages-Anzeiger reported over the weekend.

A wave of naked hiking -- particularly popular with German visitors -- outraged people last year in the traditionally minded canton, Switzerland's smallest by population, which gave women the vote only in 1990.

See more of the lurid alpine details here.

"It was not clear where the naked hikers would find the money, although hikers often carry rucksacks."

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"It was not clear where the naked hikers would find the money, although hikers often carry rucksacks."

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It is a little known forum custom that those who live in Wilco, also known as no-nakedness-land, should copiously avoid posting on this thread.

JB is exempt from this edict because he was the thread starter.

As an aside, where do you think they keep their cellphones, I mean, if they don't have a rucksack?

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As an aside, where do you think they keep their cellphones, I mean, if they don't have a rucksack?

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Don't you see, Greg, they keep them in the consoles of their cars to be used for purposes of talking and texting while driving [as discussed in another thread] and taking candid photos of naked activities [as discussed at the start of this thread]. And so this nakedness leads to petty crime, which leads to felonious disregard of the law, and which ultimately leads to ... DRINKING BEER. The folks in WilCo are just ahead of the curve on this naked/nekkid issue.

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And so this nakedness leads to petty crime, which leads to felonious disregard of the law, and which ultimately leads to ... DRINKING BEER.

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It can also lead to calling female prosecutors "Dude".

A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

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A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

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Okay, granted it happened in Arkansas. But DAMN!