Mother in Law... or her Tombstone
NBCNEWS Link Wow--vengeance from beyond the grave?

Industrial Oven--And Ten Tons of Tuna

Ok, if you're going to bake me to death, please, please don't bake me to death in Ten Tons of Tuna.

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NB: It was only six tons of tuna, not ten...

Metorite
Indian officials say a meteorite struck the campus of a private engineering college on Saturday, killing one person. If scientists confirm the explosion was due to a meteorite, it would be the first recorded human fatality due to a falling space rock.
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Twelve plus years and this thread is still kicking!

An Alligator

Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant’s drive-through window.

He faces three charges related to the incident: aggravated assault with a deadly weapon; unlawful sale, possession or transporting of an alligator; and petty theft.

Another Florida story, this one just in time for the holiday season:

Christmas tree topper used as weapon in St. Lucie County

Bale of trash
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Please don't forget my all-time favorite thread. Just giving it a little bump so it is on your mind.

I know it’s been slow around here, but this struck me as a good fit for this classic thread.

Man killed by giant mackerel leaping into boat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne...-freak-accident.html

Holy Mackerel Batman!

Black Licorice

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/u...referral_taboolafeed

Beware the candy man!

Roosters

Rooster Kills Police Officer in Covid-19 Lockdown Raid https://www.nytimes.com/2020/1...gSource=articleShare

Dogs... with guns

https://www.dallasnews.com/new...you-read-that-right/

Paws off the trigger until you are ready to fire...

Resurrecting this thread to add…

BEER CAN!!!


Beer Can Thrown At Ted Cruz Classified As ‘Deadly Weapon’ In Court Documents.

https://www.newsweek.com/beer-...ecords-1758007?amp=1

Nothing says Christmas like a unique new deadly weapon...

Musk Ox

A court services officer with the Alaska State Troopers died Tuesday after being attacked by a muskox outside his home near Nome, the agency said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/u...tack-house-rcna61640