For example...

squirrels and cleavage

On the other hand, what an excellent character witness. You know right away that she'd present well to a jury.

You don't think squirrels and cleavage go together? (Actually, I think there is a cruelty to animals charge here)

Which one is the squirrel?

Shucks, I was hoping for a phone number.

babies, birthing and porta-potties

The fact that after dropping the newborn into the refuse, she exited the porta-pottie and bummed a smoke, and then smoked, should earn her some time in hell.

And then she went back, reached in and got the baby out of the bottom of the chemical-filled potty. Right thing to do (after the wrong thing had already been done and couldn't be undone), but yuck! I think she only went back because the guy she told about the baby was calling the police.

No doubt, G. Also, experimental aircraft and free rides for Greg doesn't go together either.

(although, this one turns out pretty cool):

8-hour-delay on tarmac and passengers

police recently responded to a burglary at a Burkburnett connivance store.

Ed Lane

All four of your girlfriends in one room

WAUSAU, Wis. - A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover's quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

Andrea-

Seems like a perfect case for "Decline to file- prosecutor's discretion" to me.

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Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover's quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County.

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Someone can't count.

As I remember from reading it, one of the women involved was NOT "romantically involved".

It's like that old Oak Ridge Boy's song, you know the one...Trying to love two women, is like a ball and chain.

Except here he was probably singing...Trying to love 4 women, is like two balls and chains.

Or maybe if his wife wasn't getting the attention she deserved and it was just him and the three girlfriends...Trying to love three women, is like one and a half balls and chains.