Well, Soylent Green is people.

Seriously, you've got to tell them.

And an update in the love quadrangle...

Charges for the cheater as well

WAUSAU, Wis. - A man who prosecutors say was tied up, humiliated and assaulted by four women as payback for his cheating ways was accused Thursday of hitting his daughter and stealing the ashes of his estranged wife's dead father.

The 36-year-old man was charged in eastern Wisconsin's Fond du Lac County Circuit Court with felony child abuse and three misdemeanors - theft, unlawful phone use and harassment - according to a criminal complaint.

Jail inmates and guns, two more things that don't go together.

An obese Harris County jail inmate turned over a pistol that had been hidden in the folds of his skin after he went through at least five searches upon his arrest and was booked into two different local lockups, authorities said.

George Vera, 25, is charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. He also is charged with possessing or selling unlabeled recordings, the original reason for his arrest.

Vera, who is 5-foot-10 and weighs more 500 pounds, was arrested by Houston police and booked into the city jail Sunday on suspicion of bootlegging compact disc recordings, said Donna Hawkins, spokeswoman for the Harris County District Attorney's Office.

By Monday, Vera was transferred to the county jail, where he was searched at least once. While he was in the shower that day, he told a guard that he had weapon on him.

Garza said officers found a 9-millimeter handgun beneath folds of his skin. The gun was not loaded and it was unclear whether bullets were found.

Inmates think of the darnest places to hide stuff

Hey, one of my cats loves the computer. He's chatted online a few times. (Apparently kitty pickup lines are ";lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" and "joifjgis;dghowhag".) Never caught him downloading anything, though. Maybe I should check my caches...

There's no other explanation: he's a petophile.

What a catastrophe.

Just another reason why dogs are better than cats.

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Will there be a new chapter on this in the next edition of The Purrfect Plea?

Here are 2 things that don't go together: Tom Delay and "Dancing with the Stars." Who told him that would be a good idea?

So what star is Delay going to be paired with? Kathy Griffith would be a nice start...not sure if she's a star though.

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So what star is Delay going to be paired with? Kathy Griffith would be a nice start...not sure if she's a star though.

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I don't know, I would like to see him paired with Ronnie Earl.

Police: Robber returned, asked victim for date
Suspect held on $100,000 bail after Ohio woman recognizes alleged culprit


updated 2 hours, 42 minutes ago
COLUMBUS, Ohio - A robbery suspect was arrested when he returned to the scene of the crime to ask the victim out on a date, police said.

Columbus police allege that Stephfon Bennett, 20, was among three men who robbed a couple late Sunday.

Sgt. Sean Laird said the woman recognized Bennett as one of the robbers when he returned to ask her out about two hours later. She had a relative call 911.

Rest of the Story here: MSNBC

Mentally-ill killer escapes during hospital field-trip to the county fair!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32914989/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts

JAS

Why the exclamation point?