Did you catch the name of the movie he was watching? "Chocolate Foam"?!? Maybe his defense will be that he thought it was a movie about making mousse.

How could you possibly explain a 'rear end collision' to your insurance company? I was distracted by his television... it was a really good scene...

one word: GROAN

We all know that the single greatest danger in allowing this kind of reckless conduct is the semi-hypnotic effect of the solidly groovy music which (I've heard) is laid down (tee hee hee) on the soundtracks of these X-positions. If one is mesmerized by the music, and engrossed in the intense plotline development, where can we expect driving to fall on the motorist's list of priorities?