Firm's target clientele: sex offenders
By David Migoya
Denver Post Staff Writer
08/09/2007

It wasn't long after Gregory Carter finished his time in a Colorado prison for felony sex assault, weapons violations and bribery that he went to work on a business venture.

The 46-year-old registered sex offender and Lakewood resident launched the Registered Citizens Network to provide services to other sex offenders, using public lists to find them.

With a trademark name pending, the venture garnered interest in its first two weeks, logging nearly 2,000 hits on its website.

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Additionally, the firm says in its introductory letter that it hopes to hook offenders up with other RCN members for living quarters, jobs, dates and, perhaps, even vacation packages.

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And it gets better, if you want to read on ...
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Here I thought this was going to be about a scientific breakthrough on the root causes of criminality.

I actually thought it was going to be something about those high-waisted, pleated things with big pockets on the back.

I couldn't resist a reference to one of SNL's best commercial parodies ever:

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My proposed new version:

(Actor: ) "Sure, I know some of the people on those lists have committed unspeakable crimes, but what are the odds of that kind of lightning striking twice in the same place? I mean, I really need a babysitter tonight, and he sure seems to like kids ..."

(Voice-over: ) "Bad Idea jeans."

my favorite part is "i figure, when's the next time i'm gonna' get to haiti."

followed closely by

"let's get these guys."