Just finished an Engaging Organized Crime-Manufacture of Meth case. Case officer testified at length about the process of manufacturing methamphetamine via the red phosphorus method. Halfway through the officer's testimony, the Defendant interrupts the officer's answer saying "No, No--that's all wrong. That's not how you do it." Uhhh--guilty much??????
Posts: 479 | Location: Parker County, Texas | Registered: March 22, 2002
Woman arrested after entering house naked through doggy door
Weatherford Democrat
By CHRISTIN COYNE
A 25-year-old woman was arrested after, police say, she undressed and entered a stranger’s home through a doggy door.
According to a Weatherford police report, officers were called to the 1000 block of Bois D Arc Street around 1:45 a.m. Tuesday in reference to an intruder.
"After being accused of shoplifting from a Derry, N.H., thrift store called Finders Keepers, Ruben Pavon is arguing that he was simply confused by the store's name.
'I thought it was there for the taking. The sign did say "Finders Keepers." So I took that DVD player, took it home. A couple of weeks later, the stuff is still there on the porch, so I'm thinking to myself, 'Finders Keepers. They probably just put stuff out there for people to take.'"
See, this guy's problem was trusting a fake sorcerer. He should've found a real one.
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for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.
High on meth, naked from the waist down, wearing a women's blouse and prosthetic breasts, man drives daughters to Dollar General and crashes into 5 cars at speeds of 100 mph. Father of the Year
Posts: 1089 | Location: UNT Dallas | Registered: June 29, 2004
I forgot to mention the full bottle of urine and women's underwear on the floor of the car. Perhaps he was already dressed for the occasion and needed an emergency bathroom break?
Posts: 1089 | Location: UNT Dallas | Registered: June 29, 2004
It makes you wonder whether he was aware of the moment he got so high that he crossed over into drug psychosis. Did he ever ask himself, "Is it weird that I want to put on prosthetic breasts? I mean, let's just table the urine collection for a moment. Does this make sense?"
South Texas Man Arrested 2ndTime for Allegedly Having Sex With Horse
EDINBURG — A South Texas man has been arrested a second time on a charge of animal cruelty for allegedly having sex with a horse.
The Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office told The Monitor on Wednesday that both times 43-year-old Cirilo Castillo Jr. was caught on surveillance video abusing a horse named Nadia.
Castillo was being held on charges of animal cruelty and trespassing. He was arrested on the same charges in January 2012. Castillo was scheduled to be arraigned later Wednesday.
